Zach's New Fire Truck

Zach received his first ride-on toy this Christmas from his Mimi & Papa. I'm not sure who has more fun with it - Todd or the Z-man.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to All....

Since I have been so incredibly busy the last few months, I figured that I had better wish everyone a Merry Christmas while I had a few extra seconds of free time. It just seems like all of our extra time is gone with big Z man now tearing around the house. No..he's not walking yet, but that isn't far away now and all I do is chase him and try to keep him from hurting himself. His big 1st birthday is coming up on January 13th! I can't believe how big he is getting....

In any case, Merry Christmas to everyone. If you are Jewish, Happy Hanukkah (which I guess is already over, so let's call it a belated Happy Hanukkah). Like many other people, Cheryl and I are giving thanks this year for all that we have. With everyone's crazy lives, it is often hard to sit down, relax, and think about how good we all have it. Gifts are great, but they are really not the basis of the holiday season...love is. So....take a few extra minutes out of your day and hug your wife and kids...hug your parents...hug grandma...hug your neighbor (not you Kris out there in the acreage...I'm sure that Charlie Daniels stinks). It is indeed a special time of year and the New Year (and more responsibilities and stuff to do) is just around the corner.....

FINALLY....A WIN!!!

I know it wasn't the Super Bowl, but it sure felt like it this afternoon at the Margarita Lounge. The Miami Dolphins finally won a football game today! It wasn't the prettiest win and they didn't beat a great team, but I will take it. Just the thought of going 0-16 and forever being known as the worst team in NFL history was really making me sick this week. I had nightmares about it on Wednesday Night (no kidding). I got so excited this afternoon after the winning touchdown that I scared the crap out of Zach. The poor guy started crying because I was so fired up. Sorry buddy...

While there is no hope of playoffs, at least one win looks like it will keep Cam Cameron in his job...at least for another year. If they are still this bad next year he will be gone. But even if the team ends up going 1-15 this year, I am comforted to know that there were lots of good teams that went 1-15. The Cowboys in the late 80s were 1-15 in Jimmy Johnson's first year and went on to win three Super Bowls. The Carolina Panthers were 1-15 and went to the Super Bowl a few years later. I just feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders....

On a related note, congrats to Mr. Hickman and his Browns. They are now tied with the Steelers and look like a lock to make the playoffs. I will definitely be rooting for Cleveland this postseason.

Glenn Beck

As some of you know, I am a fan of Glenn Beck. I wouldn't consider myself a raving crazy fan, but I think he brings up some good points on his TV show and he is entertaining. I think the main draw for me is the sarcasm he uses on a nightly basis...sarcasm is so under-appreciated these days. He must be doing something right because he just signed a new $50 Million contact for his radio show and there are three billboards with his face on them within 15 minutes of my house. And I live in a "blue" county surrounded by liberals! Gotta love it. Here are two pictures from Glenn's book signing in Jupiter on Friday. Kris and I drove up and stood in line for an hour, but it was a fun outing in general.

Back from the Dead

I apologize. I just realized that it has been over two weeks since I posted anything at all at the Margarita Lounge. I guess I have been too busy playing with Zach, watching the stock market get killed all day, and watching the Dolphins find new ways to lose games. Yes, it is quite a sad time to be a Dolphins fan in South Florida. 0-11 and only five games left to get a "W". While I'm not nervous yet, I will be if we lose to the Jets this coming weekend as they represent the best victim. Wish us luck.

Cheryl and I took a few pictures of Zach the other day for Christmas on the beach down in Delray. Here is one that made the final cut.....

The Happy Couple

For any of you that didn't know, Cheryl Zach and I went to Pittsburgh this past weekend for the wedding of the great K-Delish. Sorry ladies, he is now off the market. We had a great time. Here is a picture of Mr and Mrs Douglas at the reception.

Anyone want a shot?

Craig and I getting ready to dish out the shots at the reception.

Pre-Wedding

Kris and I in front of the hotel before the wedding. Does it look cold? Hell yes it was cold! It was between 35 and 40 degrees all weekend. Pretty cold for a Floridian...

Havin' a beer with the Boys

Zach hangin' out with Kris and I on Friday afternoon at Buffalo Wild Wings in Pittsburgh.

Cheryl gets her ass kicked...

My wife got her ass kicked yesterday by a guy named Dan. No, I didn't run out and kick his ass. Why? Because Dan is a personal trainer at LA Fitness. We finally broke down and joined last week. With a membership you get a free session with one of their resident meathead personal trainers. Dan decided that Cheryl should do about 10 sets of arm exercises yesterday morning. Not a good idea. She can't raise her hands past her ears today and I hate to tell her that it might be worse tomorrow. Hopefully she will be able to pick Zach up by the weekend.

On another note, we have some convection out there in the Atlantic! Excited T? It is pretty late in the season, but the forecasts right now say Noel will barely miss us here in South Florida. I am less optimistic as the dreaded "cone" has been moving closer to us all day. Just to be safe, I ran out to Publix and got some extra water, ice, formula and baby food for the little man.

RIP 2007 Cleveland Indians

I would like to give a fond farewell to my favorite baseball team. They got their asses handed to them last night by the Boston Red Sox 11-2. That wouldn't normally bother me, but after having a 3 games to 1 lead in the Championship Series it is pretty sad. Yeah, I know they are a young team. But to have your #1 and #2 starters pitch as bad as Sabathia and Carmona did is incredibly disappointing. It doesn't help that the team gave up 30 runs in the final three games either. Just to show that I am not a fair weather fan, I will continue to wear my Indians hat on the weekends while crying all day. Sniff-sniff....

Pictures from Hawaii

Below you will find some of our pictures from Hawaii. We took 230 pictures, so they all couldn't make the final cut. If you want an enlarged view of the picture, just click on it and a bigger version will pull up. Enjoy....

World Traveller

Zach the world traveller hanging out at LAX on our layover on Wednesday.

Big Z in the pool

A picture of the big guy swimming with daddy in the Salt Water Lagoon on Thursday afternoon.

Our Room

This is the view from our room on Friday evening. Not too shabby, huh?

Zipline Tour

Yep, thats me on the Kauai Backcounty Zipline Course on Friday Morning. Since Cheryl is afraid of heights, I decided to go on the tour with her Aunt Barbara. The zipline course is made up of seven lines, most which run between 700-900 feet. That's between 2 and 3 football fields in length and it is over the tree tops and a river. We both had a blast.

Poipu Bay

Cheryl took this picture on Saturday Morning while I was playing golf at Poipu Bay Golf Course. This is the same golf course that the Grand Slam of Golf was played on from 1994 through 2006. The course is really beautiful (and tough) and it seemed like every hole played into the trade winds. We won't discuss my score for the day....

The Bride and Groom

A picture of Dawn and Bob at dinner after the "I do's" on Saturday Night.

Napali Coast Sail

Cheryl and I went on a 4 hour sail on Sunday afternoon to the remote Napali Coast of Kauai. Just like the Grand Canyon, the pictures do the beauty no justice. There are no roads to access the Napali Coast, so the only way to see it it by helicopter or catamaran. It was one of the most beautiful areas I have ever seen in my lifetime and a place you should see if you ever visit Kauai.

Napali Coast Sail

A picture of the Napali Coast on our return to port.

Back from the Big Trip

The entire family has made it back from Kauai successfully. We all had a great time but we are happy to be back home and sleeping in our own beds again. Even Lucy seems happy to be out of the kennel and has spent most of her time lounging around the house sleeping. The trip was great...the wedding was great. Even Zach did much better than we thought spending 11 hours in a plane each way. The jetlag kinda sucks...it's 2pm right now and it feels like 8am on my body clock but I am hoping that will adjust in the next couple of days. We took tons of pictures over the last week and I should have them up in the next day or two. I hope everyone had a good week.

Hawaii here we come....

The final preparations are being made now for our big trip to Hawaii tomorrow morning! Our flight leaves Ft. Lauderdale at 11am and we are scheduled to return on Tuesday the 16th in the afternoon. All three of us are looking forward to our first trip to Kauai. I promise to have some great pictures when we get back. Aloha!

The Beach Bum

Cheryl took the big Z Man to the beach the other day. He has been sick recently and she thought that it might help to get him some fresh air. Looks like someone was relaxed during this particular moment. Zach will have plenty of time to be a beach bum in the next week on our Hawaii trip. Our plane to Kauai leaves on Wednesday morning and we are all getting really excited!

Go Tribe!

All I can say is Holy Shit! My boys the Cleveland Indians lead the mighty Yankees 2 games to zip in the Divisional Series! I hate to jinx them, but I can't tell you the last time I have been this excited about baseball. Actually, yes I can...

The year was 1997. It was the 1997 World Series. Game 7. The game where Jose Mesa blew a lead in the ninth inning against the Marlins to erase a great outing by Jaret Wright. I remember the exact place I was at when it happened....BW3 in Wickliffe Ohio (East Side of Cleveland). I remember grown men and women crying like babies at the bar after it happened. I really can't think of a time where I was more bummed out by a baseball game.

In 2003 the Marlins beat the Yankees when I was living here in South Florida and it was a great moment. I remember celebrating at the Blue Anchor with Cheryl and Mr. Douglas. But nothing quite breaks your heart like a loss in the 9th inning of a game 7 in the World Series. I am hoping this year has a much different finish...I am looking for a little redemption 10 years later.

Back from the Bachelor Party

Philadelphia sucks! I apologize in advance to any of you who are fans of the City of Brotherly Love, but my travel experience on Thursday through Philly was my worst EVER. In order to not bore you with the details, lets just say that my flight from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh (that was supposed to depart at 4:30pm) didn't actually take off until midnight. I touched down in Pittsburgh at 1:00am and was greeted by Mr Douglas who had been at the bar since 5pm. Yep...he was hammered. After the long drive to his house and some bullshitting, I crawled into bed about 4am.

Due to the fact that Kris probably drank 10 Bombay Sapphires and had 10 shots on Thursday Night, he felt like ass all day on Friday. Even the bachelor party on Friday Night was a little more low-key than I expected. We all got wasted, Doc got in a fight, and all the while Kris was rather well-behaved. Talk about weird...

The rest of the weekend was spent in "recovery mode", watching football, cooking out, and drinking a few more cold beers. Thankfully, there were no problems on the return trip...I actually arrived 20 minutes early. The good news is that I took my camera. The bad news is that I never took it out of the case. Duh....

Headin' to Pittsburgh

After many months of waiting, the big weekend is finally here! I am heading to Pittsburgh tomorrow for Douglas's bachelor party. I am sure the weekend will be filled with interesting stories and large amounts of booze. While I am nowhere near the drinker I used to be, I am sure I will make an attempt to prove otherwise at some time this weekend. I am hoping to have stories and photos early next week.

Excitement and Vomit

EXCITEMENT: I am proud to announce that my Indians clinched the AL Central title today! After a multi-year drought, they are finally back in the big show. I am pretty excited about their team this year even though I haven't watched that many of their games. Living in an NL East Market it's very rare to have an AL Central team on TV. I am hoping this year is the beginning of another run like the 90s. I lived in Cleveland from 1996 through 1999 and it was a lot of fun having a team that was in the playoffs every year.

VOMIT: The Dolphins blew another game today, losing to the Jets 31-28. I thought it was going to be a close game and it was. Unfortunately we ended up on the short end of the stick AGAIN for the third straight week. While the defense has been our strength the past 5 years, the D has really looked shitty the last three weeks and it looks like age is starting to creep up on Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor. While I am more encouraged by the offense and happy that two of the three losses were only by 3 points, things are NOT WELL round these parts. I am quickly falling into the "there's always next year" camp unless we can get a few W's on the board soon.

Saban Loses!

In what can only be described as "wonderful", Nick Saban was handed his first loss at Alabama last night. To make things even better, it was a great game and a great finish. Not that I'm a huge fan of the Jawjah Bulldogs or anything, but Saban is a jackass and anytime he loses I will applaud. You don't think I'm still bitter from last year, do you?

With Mr Saban's loss and the fine performance by my Hurricanes on Thursday night against Texas A&M, I am 2-0 this weekend. Hopefully the Dolphins can get into the win column today with a trip to New Yawk to play the hated J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. I see that Zach Thomas will be out due to a concussion, so I may be pushing my luck here, but I'm gonna call a three point victory in hostile territory.

Must be Friday...

As many of you know, I live in Boynton Beach Florida. Us locals often call this area "god's waiting room" because of the huge amount of old people that live here. The scary thing is that many of these people have drivers licenses and can renew them every five years through the mail! This picture is evidence of what happens when they drive.

The lady who owns this CRV parked it here and went into the dentist's office. An old lady came along and decided that she would park next to her. However, instead of parking head-first like most normal people do, she decided to back the car into the spot. Unfortunately, she missed the spot by about 6 feet and hit the CRV. But, instead of stopping when she hit the CRV, I guess she decided to keep going. She ended up pushing the CRV over the concrete parking barrier and then over a curb and into the grass. Unbeleivable....

It all sucks...

What a shitty weekend for me in the sports department. The Hurricanes suck...they got their asses handed to them on Saturday by Oklahoma. The Dolphins played like pigs on Sunday and lost to the Redskins so the Dolphins suck. And just to top it all off, Tiger Woods won the PGA tourney on Sunday, which also sucks. Bah-humbug I say, even if I am a few months early.....

Hanging my head in shame...

I just had to open my mouth, didn't I? It's one thing to predict a big college football upset and be wrong. I wouldn't even feel THAT bad if it was a close game. But a 38 point ass-kicking makes me hang my head in shame. The Hurricanes aren't even in the same league as Oklahoma, and that was very obvious today. Maybe another year or two, but not now.

New Ohio State Fan

Compliments of Aunt Sally, Zach is ready for the big Ohio State game today. His daddy is a little upset that he won't be cheering for the Hurricanes, but Zach thinks he will have more fun backing the Buckeyes this season. As you can see, the little man is feeling better than he was last week. He's ready for some apple juice, cheerios and football :)

Kickoff Weekend!

One of the biggest weekends of the year is finally here...kickoff to the NFL season. While nobody expects my Dolphins to make much of a showing this year (most people pick them to finish last in the AFC East), I am more optimistic. Some people might call me insane, but I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt and Cam Cameron has that benefit for now.

In addition to the Dolphins, the Canes have a big game on Saturday against Oklahoma. Similar to the Dolphins, the Canes aren't being given much of a shot against the mighty Sooners. But in the words of Lee Corso..."Not so fast my friend". I may be crazy, but I am going to call the upset right now. I might be crazy, but I have a good feeling...

Oh yeah...all you people in North Carolina and on the East Coast need to watch the weather forecast...you might have a tropical storm in the next day or two headin' your way.

Sick Little Man

It just breaks my heart to see the little man sick. He has had the sniffles a few times over the past months, but nothing quite as nasty as this episode. He has been under the weather since Monday morning and still doesn't seem to be getting better. I took him to the doctor again this morning and we are hoping he gets better by the weekend. The good news is that Pattymelt will be arriving at the Margarita Lounge tomorrow afternoon to help out with some babysitting. Cheryl and I are going to Naples on Saturday for a night just for a little well-deserved "alone time". I am sure by then he will be feeling better. Everyone out there wish Zach a speedy recovery....

Gettin' Lazy

My sincere apologies to all of you, my loyal readers. I have been a lazy ass the last week and I am sorry. Yes, there have been a few things going on since I decided to lock Zach in my Explorer10 days ago on a rather hot and sticky South Florida afternoon. At least he had the A/C on....

It looks like Hurricane Dean kicked the hell out of Mexico today. The good news is that the area it made landfall at was a rather rural area and there shouldn't have been a significant loss of life. Thats good, because 165 MPH winds are nothing to joke about...I saw firsthand what a Category Five storm (Andrew) did to Dade county in 1992 and it was not pretty.

The market is crazy as usual. This whole subprime thing is completely out of hand. Sure, defaults are a lot higher than last year, but this all needs a little perspective. Subprime makes up about 12% of the mortgage market. Of this 12%, only about 15% of mortgages are in default or even delinquent on payments. By my calculations, this works out to roughly 1.8% of the entire mortgage market. Nothing to sneeze about, but certainly not worth all the press coverage it has gotten and the doom and gloom this is the end of the world crap I have been reading about. It's a shame I was too chicken shit to buy more of the Countrywide Preferred B's at 10 with a 17% yield last week(they closed today at 17.65) or double up on EOI at 16.25 with a 10% yield(closed today at 19.09). In my opinion, Thursday last week was the bottom. If the Dow floats between 13000 and 13500 for the rest of the year that is fine with me. And it's time to short oil again here at 70...I'm lookin at the lower 60s by the end of the year.

The sick bug has been making the rounds of the Pollock household...part of the reason for my slackness in posts recently. Zach brought something home from daycare and was sick this past weekend. This was of course passed along to Cheryl, who is now in bed and has been sick since last night. That leaves me as next...figured I'd better get this post in before I start vomiting all over the place....

Frotuss to the Rescue!

I want to extend a heartfelt "thank you" to Mr. Hickman for helping me out this afternoon in my hour of need. Cheryl and I were loading groceries into my truck at the local Publix when we locked Zach inside. Luckily, the ol' Explorer was running and the air conditioning was on at the time. Five minutes later, Chris pulled up in the Red Rover and he jetted me off to my house for the extra set of keys. I feel terrible for dragging him off the raft he was floating on in his pool, but he came through like a true friend. Cheryl and I (and of course Zach) thank you for your quick help...we owe you a nice bottle of vino!

756...Finally

I am so glad that old man Bonds finally hit homer #756 last night. Maybe...just MAYBE, Sportscenter will show something besides the "Chase for 756" for 20 minutes of every hour. While it is a great accomplishment that deserves respect and coverage, I am sad to see that Sportscenter has resorted to the same tactics of the regular news media. It is a tactic I like to call "complete overkill" where one subject (whatever it is that week) is absolutely beat to death and analyzed for hours and hours on end. Did Barry Bonds cheat? I could really care less...just show me the scores and highlights guys....

So, now that juice boy is out of the way (as well as A-Rod and Tom Glavine) we can focus on the good stuff. Baseball is getting ready to enter the stretch run and my Indians are leading the AL Central. The PGA Championship starts tomorrow. And there is this small thing known as FOOTBALL SEASON right around the corner. While I am not very enthusiastic about my Canes or Dolphins, everyone is undefeated and optimistic on opening day!

One Day Later....

Oh, the difference a day makes. After quite a struggle with yesterday's hangover, I was fortunate enough to have my wonderful and beautiful wife cook me a great dinner last night. Believe it or not, I actually had a half-glass of wine with dinner. Follow that dinner up with a pretty good night of sleep and presto! I am a new man today.

The unfortunate consequence of feeling better is that my "honey-do" list now looms large in front of me. Wash the car...cut the grass...ugh. Looks like it's going to be a long day today as well.....

Friday Night Trainwreck

It's been a long time since I got torn up as bad as I did last night. (yes, Mr Hickman...the toe was firmly outside of the shoe!) It's about 1:30pm now and I am just beginning to feel alive. Some Advil and Pepto has helped, but I still feel like I was run over by a freight train. How did this happen you ask? Well...I went to the Goo Goo Dolls concert last night with Joel Brookman at Sound Advice in West Palm Beach. I decided that drinking lots of beer on an empty stomach was a good idea and the rest was history. The concert was great...Joel has 12th row seats in the pavilion that are right in front of the stage. I guess I felt that I had to party like a rock star last night. At least there is some good news...I didn't drive. I guess I am getting slightly smarter in my old age....though not smart enough to avoid hangovers I guess. Duh...

Convection??

In what can only be described so far as "boring", hurricane season may be about to pickup. Looking at the NHC site this morning I see that there is a disturbance east of the windward islands that has potential to develop in the coming days. Not that I want to get hit with a hurricane or anything, but at least there will be something to watch....

A Very Funny Sign

Humor is lost in politics. With everyone trying to be serious all the time, there are very few funny moments that make me laugh. This picture, being held by Mitt Romney recently, is hilarious. As many of you know, I am not a big fan of Hilary (or even Mitt for that matter), but it's gotta make you at least chuckle a little bit....

Paddy beats Sergio

While I am slightly disappointed that Sergio couldn't pull out the victory today, I was happy to see Paddy Harrington win. He is a great player that has always had the tools to win a major. He almost gave it away on his 72nd hole, but with Sergio also bogeying his last hole, he opened the door...and that's all you really need for someone to walk on in. It's beginning to look like Sergio is the next Phil Mickelson from two years ago...best player out there to not win a major.

In general, I thought this years Open was extremely entertaining if you are a golf fan. The last day was full of great story lines...charges...faltering down the stretch...the young guns and the stodgy veterans. And better yet, no Elderick Woods. See...life does go on without the great Tiger.

Can Sergio Do It?

With 18 holes left at Carnoustie, it looks like Sergio Garcia is in the drivers seat...a three shot lead over Steve Stricker and a six shot lead over everyone else. While it would be nice to see another American win the title, I'm pulling for Sergio to win. I only hope it's not a 5 or 6 shot blowout because that just aint any fun to watch. He is way too talented of a golfer to stay in the "major-less" category any longer....kinda like Mickelson at the Masters a few years ago.

Half a Birthday

OK...six months is not an official birthday, but who's counting, right? Since I haven't posted a picture of Z in a while, I figured it was time. He was 6 months old on Friday. Even though there have been sleepless nights over the past six months, he is worth it. He just seems to be getting bigger every day.....

Happy Depressing 4th of July

I was checking a few news sites at work today (just trying to see what was going on in the world) and boy was it depressing. I thought to myself...4th of July is a joyous occasion...there's got to be some good puff stories about good things like fireworks, apple pie, baseball, picnics...what's better than that, right? Wrong.

What I found was the same old depressing stories I find every other day. Islamic militants talking about the demise of the West. Fireworks blowing up people. Kids drowning in a car. And the best of all...Al Gore III getting arrested on drug charges and DUI (again). I was about to crawl into a hole and start crying like Zach does after a nice spitup when I found my inspiration...Joey Chestnut.

For those of you who do not know him, he is now a legend. Yesterday at the Annual Coney Island hot dog eating tourney, Joey Chestnut defeated the great Japanese eater Kobayashi by downing 66 hot dogs (and buns) to become the new World Record holder. Kobayashi could only manage 63. Anyone who can eat 66 HOT DOGS is a winner in my book. Congrats to Joey for bringin' the title back to the USA on the 4th of July...you couldn't have scripted it any better.

Good-Bye Miss Cassie

Cassidy (on the right) lived with me for several years in North Carolina and has been living with my parents for the last 5 years. They had to put her down this past week - she was 14 years old! She was a beautiful black lab and an awesome companion. Good-bye Miss Cassie :(

The Sailfisherman!

Went fishin' yesterday with a few buddies for the first time in about three years. Looks like I did OK, huh? It's one thing to gloat about a big fish you caught, but it is different when you actually have proof. According to the measurement, it was 80 inches from tip to tail. Thanks to Pimpbling for being there to take the picture and provide moral support while I was reelin' it in.

What Media Bias?

For years now, I have made it pretty clear that I think there is a liberal bias in the main-stream media. Whether you agree or disagree with this is really not important as I am (of course) correct! I would ask you to look at the following article published recently by NBC that shows a listing of political contributions by members of the media. After looking at the numbers, I realize that it proves my point pretty dramatically. According to my calculations, there were a total of 143 people listed who made political contributions from 2004 through early 2007. Of that 143, two made contributions to both parties, so I throw them out. Of the remaining 141 people, here was the breakdown:

Republican: 16
Democrat: 125

Hmmm. Now I know someone out there (probably MT or the Senator) is going to say this proves nothing, but the numbers don't lie...90% versus 10% is pretty clear. Here is the article:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19113455

Shut up Phil

After shooting a million today at Oakmont and missing the cut, Phil Mickelson had the balls to blame the course for his recent wrist injury. I watched the replay of the interview and it was truly pathetic...I used to actually respect Phil. Maybe if Phil lifted some weights occasionally and didn't look like a slob with man boobs he might not get hurt. The other 154 players didn't seem to have any problems...

Buy Low, Sell High

Everyone that invests in the stock market knows that you are supposed to buy low and sell high. Yet the emotional nature of people always throws a monkey wrench in the gears of reason. This week was no exception as I tried to explain to a rather nice but unsophisticated client that he should sell one closed end fund to buy another. Below is the scenario. (note: if this kind of stock market talk bores you to death, just go buy some BTZ and quit reading)

Retired doctor. Income Investor who wants to get a better yield than your average 5% CD and is willing to take a little more risk to get it. I buy him some BCF late last year around 14.30 and he has been getting a 7.5% yield on his money. Now its trading at 16.30 and the yield is down to 6.7%. I suggest he sell the BCF, take a nice 11-12% profit (after commish on both ends) and buy some BTZ at 21.50 yielding about 8.5% and trading 6% below its NAV. It's been down the last two weeks due to the spike in interest rates, but it will go back up when rates straighten out.

So, does Joe Doctor listen to his smart financial advisor? Nope. Instead of taking advantage of an opportunity and making his situation better with more income AND more appreciation potential, he is going to wait. When BCF comes back down, he will complain that he didn't sell it at a good profit. In the meantime, he will continue getting his 6.7% and lose some principal while smart institutions and sophisticated investors make 8.5% on an appreciating asset. These are the same kind of people who I pleaded with to buy Merck in late 2004 at 27 with a 5% dividend yield. How would that have done? Well...more than a double with dividends reinvested and almost a double taking the dividends in cash.

And we wonder why Joe Q Public never seems to win in the stock market. Hmmmm.......

It's Open Week!

Once a year the wonderful tournament known as the US Open rolls around. This is the one tournament every year where professional golfers end up looking like a hack from the local muni course. And I love it. What else could be more exciting than watching Tiger, Phil, or Vijay make an 8 on a par 4? Ah yes...the long rough...the tight fairways...the fast greens...has it been a year already?

This years Open holds a special meaning for me as it's being held at Oakmont, about two hours from where I grew up. I was fortunate enough to attend the 1994 US Open the last time it was at Oakmont (the year Ernie Els won his first major) and I was incredibly impressed by the golf course. Oakmont is known for having the fastest greens in the country...no joke. These things are just ridiculous and I'm looking forward to the carnage. They have also removed over 5000 tress from the property, turning the course from a tree-lined to its original links design. While the Oakmont crowd isn't going to get any awards on Arbor Day, it is a very cool and ballsy change.

Word has it that Mr. Kris Douglas has procured some tickets for Friday's round. Enjoy the experience chief. I'll fly up for the next one at Oakmont...I promise.

The Big Merger

Unless you have been living in a hole the last two weeks, you should know that Wachovia Securities and A.G. Edwards will be merging later this year. I guess I have lots of mixed emotions about it. First of all, it is really sad to see a company with such a rich tradition and excellent reputation disappear. A.G. Edwards has been around for 120 years and until recently was always run by a member of the Edwards family. The first non-family member to run the company was Bob Bagby, who took over in 2001. While Bob was very adamant to the employees about our desire to stay an independent company, it seems that behind the scenes he was pulling a Nick Saban on all of us, preparing the company to be bought. While I and a majority of the AG Edwards advisors hope he rots in hell for destroying our nice company, I guess there are some positives to being the second largest brokerage firm in the US.

So, I have decided to stop bitching and whining about it, as I have most of the last 10 days. I had a very good lunch conversation yesterday with Mr. Hickman that gave me some different perspective on the subject. I also had another good conversation with Joel Brookman around 4pm yesterday that have led me to be more positive. I mean...what can I really do at this point? I could complain about how unfair it is...how "big business" is ruining the small companies...bla bla bla. But what would this really accomplish? The deal is done and the changes are going to take place regardless of my view on the subject. I might as well be positive and look on the bright side. I can't control what happens day-to-day in the stock market so why is this any different? Life goes on and I guess I need to be positive about the bright future ahead.

I would however like to take a five minute break from that bright future one day to hold Bob Bagby's head underwater. Five minutes is all it would take and I think I would feel much better...

Zach's Baptism

The little man got baptized yesterday. I just HAD to post this picture of Z in his little white tux. And yes...that is a little bit of hair that is starting to show up on his head!

Phillip Wellman

If you are a big fan of baseball, you need to check out this clip. It's not a walk-off homer or a guy getting beaned by an overly aggressive pitcher. It is a clip of one of the funniest things ever in baseball...the manager blow-up. This must have happened recently, but this guy (named Phillip Wellman) takes things to a whole new level. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUcFWPgB8oY

An Eventful Two Weeks

Wow...what a long two weeks it has been around here. Last week, Cheryl had to go to Toledo/ Erie with Zach to attend a funeral. They got back on Tuesday and I then left for Orlando on Thursday and Friday. Saturday and Sunday were full of running around and entertaining and we have finally had a relaxing day today to chill. Unfortunately, it all starts back up on Friday when the out-of-townners arrive for Zach's baptism on Saturday at 12:30. My apologies for not giving everyone updates, but I am sure you all all understand. I have included two pictures from the Orlando trip for your entertainment.

The Bugs

Don't ever let people tell you that the bugs in central Florida "aren't that bad" this time of year. Here is the front of my truck on the way home from Orlando on Friday afternoon. Talk about nasty.

The Mail Bin

This is a picture of the mail bin I hit on the way to Orlando with Kris on Thursday morning. Nothing wakes you up at 6:45am like a mail bin blowing across the road and under the front of your Explorer. The good news was that there was no damage, just a nasty burnt plastic smell.

Don't be a joiner!

I was just watching a hilarious video on Scottie G's blog that was done recently by Penn and Teller. It really speaks volumes about the way we are as people and how ridiculous the whole "save the planet" thing can be when you look at it in a certain light. His link is under "Scottie G" in my links area. Or if you are just plain lazy, here is the link:

http://scottgreenough.wordpress.com/scott/index.php

Never a Dull Moment

This was the scene out the back door of our office today. What is that big plume of black smoke you ask? Well, it's a car on fire in the parking lot. After everything was extinguished by the Fire Department, we found out it was an Expedition that had an engine fire. The front half of the car was pretty charred. Unfortunately, the guy with the Saturn parked in the next spot also had a mess on his hands. I guess the right side of his car was essentially melted. Talk about a shitty day

Lindsay Lohan Part Deux

I guess the guys over at The Superficial agree with me on the Lindsay Lohan thing. It's funny how similar our posts are about this same subject. Below is the link to the story.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/lindsay_lohan_tops_maxims_hot.php

Lindsay Lohan?

I think the people over at Maxim magazine need to get their heads examined by a professional. Either that or they need to put down the crackpipe and beer goggles. I found out today that Lindsay Lohan was just named #1 on their "Hot 100" list for 2007. Yes...I said LINDSAY LOHAN. I have been laughing my ass off for about six straight hours. Lindsay Lohan isn't even the hottest woman in our local trailerpark, much less the world. My dog and cat are better looking than her. She actually beat out women like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson on this list. I don't know guys, but anyone out there with a subscription better not renew it....

Sunfest Pictures

Here are a few pictures we took yesterday at Sunfest. I went down on Thursday Night and it was really lame. Saturday was fun, but I wasn't there for long and didn't take the camera. Sunday we decided to take Z down for his first Sunfest. As you can see, he obviously drank too much! What follows are a few of the "interesting" people we saw on Sunday. You can click on the pictures to get a larger version (if you dare) Enjoy!

Air Guitar Guy

This dude stood in front of us for about 10 minutes playing the air guitar to "Sweet Home Alabama". Please note the mullett and the mesh shirt from the 80s.

Whoa!

Rule number 352...don't go out of the house wearing something like this. Never....Ever. Unfortunately, I couldn't catch a front view without arising some suspicions, but it wasn't pretty...

Rockin the boat

This is just so wrong on so many levels. This dude should NEVER have taken off his shirt. How sick do you think these two people sitting in front of are getting? This guy was completely shameless and thought he was the man. If you look real carefully on the left side of this picture, you will see the woman from earlier. Maybe she was checkin' him out?

Sock lady

This lady was Cheryl's favorite. You just gotta love the socks. This lady was straight outta the 80s with the big hair and tattoos.

The Grumpy Mechanic

I couldn't resist sharing this picture of an obviously thrilled Todd at 7am this morning. After a night of partying at Sunfest, he had the pleasure of helping me out with a flat tire bright & early today. The picture speaks for itself - I see no need to explain how fun it was :)

It's that time of year again....

Sunfest has finally arrived! After 12 months of waiting, one of my favorite four-day stretches is finally here. Zach will be making his first Sunfest appearance this year and I am sure he is excited. Gone are the days of partying like a rock star until all hours of the morning, but the more I think about it, the more I don't really miss those days. This year will be a little more low-key. I am planning on meeting up with the Senator tomorrow night for a few beverages on the Captain Morgan's barge. While I am taking Friday off, I will be back on Saturday with Cheryl and the wee-man to peruse the art work and partake in some more cold beverages. Sunday is still up in the air, but it's looking like it may indeed be the day of rest, but things can always change. In the immortal words of the Senator from Sunfest 2006, "I am the decider".

The Draft

Well, the first Cam Cameron NFL draft is done and I would say the results are mixed. I am not a big fan of Ted Ginn as I don't think his speed advantage is the same on the NFL level. It's one thing when you run by a cornerback from Penn State or Wisconsin...it's quite another to run by an NFL cornerback. I think he will be an immediate impact guy as a kick returner (like Devin Hester was for Chicago this year), but I think his big impact as a receiver may be less immediate. I really hope that I am wrong on this one, but I think they could have done a better job with the first round pick.

As for the other picks, they definitely got some people they needed (a few lineman, a QB, a punter, a running back), but it seems like there are a lot of guys who could go either way. I guess that's the way the draft is though. The good news is that they got a lot of picks (10) so hopefully a few will shake out and become contributors to the team in the next year or two.

Someone is excited!

It looks like someone is excited for the arrival of Aunt Dawn this afternoon!

Did you say .47?

Today I came across a funny article while wasting time and surfing the internet at work...at least I thought it was funny in my own sick and twisted way. I guess a woman in Washington blew a .47 on the breathalizer after getting into an accident while DRIVING. Are you kidding me? DRIVING!!! I blew a .23 when I got my DUI in 2000 and let me tell you from personal experience...I was hammered, slurring my words, and talking shit to the police officer. I can't even imagine being twice as drunk as that and driving...I can't even imagine still being alive at that point. Here is the article if you don't believe me:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OJCQ000&show_article=1&catnum=0

Daycare begins

Tomorrow is Zach's big day...his #1 at daycare. I think Cheryl and I are both a little nervous about it, but we decided that there will be lots of positives. I'm sure it is going to be hard to actually leave him there and go to work, so I have been nominated as the "drop off" person for the morning. The good news is that I am less than 5 minutes from his daycare facility, so I can drop by whenever I want to see him. Wish us luck!

Hail in South Florida??

Here is a picture I took around 5pm on my front sidewalk. Yep...it's hail. I know it's hard to believe that hail can be falling from the sky on April 10th in Florida when it's 75 degrees outside, but it happened. I have lived in Palm Beach County for over 7 years and have seen lots of odd weather events, but this one is a first for me.

The Don Imus Spectacle

This thing is getting almost as bad as the Anna Nicole Smith brouhaha. It's not like the guy dropped the n-bomb or anything. He called a bunch of female basketball players "nappy-headed hoes". I've watched the video clip and nowhere in those words do I see "racially charged comments" that are being broadly reported by the media. Sure, it might not have been a nice thing to say, but there are plenty of worse things on lots of CDs, in lots of books, and in lots of movies these days. I am not by any means a fan of Don Imus, but this is just plain ridiculous...leave it alone.

Zach is the big winner!

No, not my Zach. Although it's pretty cool that my son has the same name as the 2007 Masters champion. Zach Johnson is the man of the day with a sweet final round of 69, beating Tiger and two other players by two shots. The news stories I have read all say that Zach Johnson was an "unexpected" winner or that he wasn't an accomplished player. I tend to disagree. Sure, he wasn't a Reteif Goosen, Vijay Singh, or Phil Mickelson, but he has been a very consistent player on the tour for the past two years. Unfortunately, many of the "expert" golf writers out there don't know anything about the game...if Tiger doesn't win it is considered an upset. Zach Johnson has been on the tour for four years, he won the BellSouth in 2004, was in the top 40 on the money list the last two years, and was a member of the US Ryder Cup team last year...not too bad in my book. It's good to see a regular guy win a major for a change...

The Pattymelt has arrived

Pattymelt arrived at the Margarita Lounge yesterday afternoon to swoon over her new grandson. She is here for a week to help us out with Zach while Cheryl goes back to work. It's amazing how fast 12 weeks can fly by. As for Easter, we are all heading over to my parents around 3pm today for the big family dinner. Good thing my dad is also a golfer because the final round of the Masters should be wrapping up around 6pm and there is NO way I would miss it. I am pulling for Stuart Appleby but wouldn't mind seeing someone like Vaughn Taylor, Zach Johnson or even Justin Rose win...anyone but Tiger would be excellent. As a golf fan, you just get tired of hearing of "Tiger on the prowl" and "Tiger hunting the field" and all the other crap that sports reporters write about him. Sure, he is one of the greatest of all-time, but you have to give someone else a chance every now and then. What fun is it if Tiger wins everything?

Must be Easter Time!

I just had to post one of these pictures. ..here is one from last weekend with Zach in his "Easter outfit".

Time to Speak up

It has been a while since I have done an overblown rant about something, and today I finally have reached my breaking point on Global Warming. According to Al Gore and the "global warming panic-mongers", sea levels will rise 20 feet in the next 100 years and we are all gonna die unless we go back to the horse and buggy and repent. Ok...I'm being a little dramatic here, but you get the point. People need to calm the hell down and relax for a while. Sure, we all are concerned about the environment and I am no exception, but every day that I read news stories on the internet, something else is caused by global warming.

In January, everyone in the northeast was saying how mild a winter it was and BOOM...there are the news stories about how a two month warm period is caused by global warming. Funny how those stories have disappeared now that winter kicked everyone's ass in that area of the country. Lucky for you (my great Margarita Lounge readers) , I have done some homework on this subject recently and I don't see that big a deal. According to the data I looked at there has been a warming of the planet since the mid 1970s..there is no disputing this. But there was also a cooling of the planet from the 1940s though the mid 1970s...a period where there was plenty of CO2 emissions. In my opinion, basing dire conclusions on merely 30 years of data seems rather odd. If I would have followed this type of reasoning in 1999, the NASDAQ would now be at 25,000. If I would have followed this type of reasoning in 2002, the stock market would now be at 0 and we would all be living in a third world country. For those of you who don't get the stock market reference, here is the easiest way to explain the analogy. We are currently making dire predictions based on 30 years of data...30 years of data on a planet that is approximately 4.5 billion years old.

If you still think I am talking out of my ass, I offer two great articles run in 1974 and 1975 by Time and Newsweek. Please check them out below and try not to laugh too hard!

Time Article

Newsweek Article

Your New Branch Manager is...

Yes folks...it is official. Kris Douglas is now again gainfully employed. For some reason, a bank in Pittsburgh decided they wanted this guy to manage one of their branches. I just can't imagine handing the plumber (this was from Halloween 2004) the keys to the vault, but then again...he was always a good bullshitter. Good luck K-Daddy...try not to get arrested or involved in any money-laundering schemes.

Tons of Chalk

How much more boring and predictable can this tournament be? No Cinderella stories this year. As of tonight, the remaining eight teams are comprised of four #1 seeds, three #2 seeds and one #3 seed. This is about as odd as me not drinking wine on a Friday Night..which is also the case tonight. Weird things are going on....

Scared yet?

And now on the "serious" side...here is today's winner for "parent of the year"...a wonderful photo of a child with a Hamas headband and a suicide bomber's vest. Does anyone wonder why this stuff is never shown on the news here in the US? I sure do. We keep trying to be "politically correct" and not offend anyone, but this type of shit just scares the hell out of me.

Hooray for a Protest

I am usually not a big fan of protests run by far-left wing whackos from San Francisco. In this case I will make an exception....

The Ghetto Leprechaun

Any of you who want to laugh your ass off need to head on over to frotuss.com and check out the story about the Ghetto Leprechaun. Once you check it out, here is a "remix" for some more laughter courtesy of Mr. Hickman.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDmEGebskXk&NR

Cats are dumb...

For anyone that owns a cat, you realize that they will climb into any empty box that is laying around the house. Onyx is no exception to the rule. But you'd think that she wouldn't climb into a box that was half her size. Well...she is a dumbass and here is the proof.

An apology is in order

Recently I complained about my favorite show Lost moving very slow recently. I need to now apologize for this as the last two weeks have been great shows. My apologies to all my fellow Lost fans for straying off the path...I am now back on the straight-and-narrow and repentant.

Hangin with "The Boys"

The good news is that I don't feel terrible today. I don't feel great by any means, but I feel a hell of a lot better than I expected. I even got a chance to do the yard work today..which was about 2 weeks past due. Here is a picture of Zach and I hanging out with Scott and Ryan on the back porch last night. A good time was had by all...

A Three Bottle Night

I am going to feel so shitty tomorrow morning! This is the damage after we had Scott and Robin over tonight. They are down here in Sunny Florida from New Joisey for about a week and we decided to host them for some steaks, rice, veggies, and lots of wine. Years ago (pre-Zach) this used to be no problem, but nowadays it is a little harder to do.

More on Hoops

So everyone now knows that I am a big NCAA hoops fan...that's a given. And every year for the past five years I run the office pool where everyone throws in $10 and the winner takes all. This year will be no different as I will be passing out the sheets on Monday morning. But this year I am thinking of doing something a little more for the hardcore fans and/or gamblers that I know. Call it excellent customer service (or maybe stupidity), but I was thinking of doing a separate pool that costs at least $25 or $30 to get in. This will weed out the non-fans and give everyone a little more money to win. It would also allow me to include people who are not co-workers. Anyone interested?

Here comes the Madness

Ah yes...next week March Madness begins and all will be right with the world. There is no better sporting event than the NCAA Basketball tourney. Sure, the Super Bowl is big and can be exciting. But nothing beats the weeks of excitement, upsets and buzzer-beaters that the annual college hoops tourney brings. As usual, Thursday and Friday afternoon will involve very little work and some quality time spent at Bru's Room downing some cold beers and watching for the early round upsets. Let the games begin!

"Lost" or "24"???

As some of you know, I am a big fan of Lost. Unfortunately, I think the show has kind of "lost it's way" recently as I find myself asking more questions and getting less answers. I know the big mystery is the intention of the writers, but after a while you start to get frustrated that things are moving too slow.

Luckily, Cheryl and I became fans of 24 last season. 24 is the polar opposite of Lost in that things are always flying by and evolving by the week. Sure, it isn't as "deep" as Lost, but for some people that is your thing.

So..here is the question...which show is better? I realize that both shows are complete bullshit in their own right, but what does everyone think? I've had precious few comments recently at the Margarita Lounge, so speak up and let me know your opinion....

Bill O'Reilly and the ACLU guy

Love him or hate him, everyone has an opinion of Bill O'Reilly. I personally enjoy his show when I get the rare free time to watch it. I don't agree with him on everything, but he has some good points. I am also becoming a huge fan of Glenn Beck (Pimpbling's boy), but that is something all together separate.

My point here is that I just read Bill O'Reilly's current column (March 1st) and I thought it would be an interesting read for any of you who have kids. I think one year ago I would have ignored this story, but having an innocent little 10 pound (yes he is getting chunk-alicious) infant in my house I have become a lot more sensitive to anything involving kids. I am interested to see if any of my leftward-leaning friends have the guts to defend this ACLU guy. Here is the link:

http://www.billoreilly.com/currentarticle

Blood on the screen

About 5 years ago, it was a common situation to have blood on your screen. This was 2002 and we were in the middle of one of the worst sell-offs in modern stock market history. Every day was more miserable than the last and life sucked on Wall Street. On our quote screens at work, a stock that is up for the day is shown in green and a stock that is down is shown in red. Thus on really bad days, the screen was literally full of red...blood on the screen. Luckily for me and for investors around the world, these types of days have been rare since October 2002.

Today was a very bad flashback to those depressing days of 2001 and 2002. We were down 415 points on the Dow. I almost shit myself around 3pm when the market tanked 125 points in about 30 seconds. Something like that really scares the hell out of you, even if you are a professional who watches the markets all day. Even when it is a technical glitch like this one ended up being, it really can freak you out.

We just got our asses taken out behind the woodshed today folks...pure and simple. Sometimes its best to not ask questions, take your medicine and move on to the next day...

How fast they grow

Zach came home from the hospital at just over 6 pounds and he is already somewhere between 9 and 10. When everyone told me to take lots of pictures, they sure were right. The little dude's newborn clothes aren't gonna fit soon and the 0-3 month ones are next on deck. Unbelievable!

Payback time

As payback for locking up Onyx, I am convinced that Zach decided to be a real pain in the ass last night and keep both Cheryl and I up all night with his rather poor attitude. Somehow Onyx and Zach must have decided on payback for my actions of last night (see "I am sick" below if you haven't read it yet)...it is a conspiracy!

But it gets better.... At approx. 6:15 am, Onyx started her morning routine (about an hour earlier than normal) by sitting outside our bedroom door meowing and demanding to be fed. I put her in the garage. When I got up at 7:30 and finally fed her, she proceeded to vomit all the food back up on the floor in front of me. Coincidence? I think not. The moral of today's story is that the kitty rules the house and don't piss her off.

I am sick

I just decided to throw Onyx and Lucy together into Lucy's cage for a few minutes. Considering the cage is only about 3 feet by 2 feet and they don't like each other, this is really fun!

Enough! Please!

I know I mentioned this recently, but I am SO sick of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith. All this crap is going down less than an hour from the Margarita Lounge and I could vomit every time the media wastes MORE time on it. To use the term "circus" is really the biggest understatement of the year.

On another note, all three residents of the Lounge are doing great. Zach is behaving himself for the most part and is six weeks old on Saturday. He has already gained a few pounds and has a new nickname...Meatball.

More pictures of Zach

Here is a link for any of you who want to see more pictures of the Z man:

zachpollock.shutterfly.com

Some perspective on Iraq

I was slacking at work yesterday afternoon and decided I would do a little research on the Iraq war as well as other wars/conflicts since World War 2. As things stand now, we have been in Iraq for about 4 years and the total death toll is about 3100 US troops. Before I go any further, I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea here. I am NOT trying to trivialize the deaths of US soldiers in any way and I am NOT trying to be offensive or indicate that lives are not important. I just wanted everyone to know the actual facts and numbers that we are talking about in Iraq.

Here is the LINK where I got the numbers. The summary looks like this:

World War II (5 years) 405,000 total deaths
Korea(3 years) 54,000 total deaths
Vietnam(11 years) 90,000 total deaths
Iraq(4 years) 3,100 total deaths

So..the next time you hear someone out there say how bad Iraq is and how many Americans are dying, remember these numbers. I think these numbers show how good a job the military does in protecting lives. World War 2 averaged 81,000 deaths per year and Iraq averages 775. Deaths in wars are inevitable and nobody likes wars, but to label Iraq "unprecedented" or "the worst war ever" or any of the other crap I keep hearing in the media is just wrong. End of sermon.

Random Thoughts

I know that I have been a slacker the last few weeks with hardly any posts...my apologies. With Zach now in the house I just don't seem to have the huge amounts of free time I used to. A few observations from the last week:

1) Anna Nicole Smith threw a 7 at the craps table. I did not steal that from you Mr. Hickman...it's a long standing documented Catfisherman comment. I keep hearing about Anna every single time I turn on the TV, but I really could care less about it. Now that I think about it, nobody I know seems to give a shit about it, but it's still out there on every station. Hmmm...

2) The big deal with North Korea seems to be getting no attention on the news, which is rather surprising. I guess snowstorms, Barack Obama and Anna Nicole Smith are more important than a landmark nuclear deal with a dangerous and oppressive dictatorial regime. Sure, the North Koreans could ignore the deal like they did in the 90s, but we should at least give it some news coverage.

3) After last week's episode of LOST, it looked like some of the big mysteries of the island were going to be solved. Last nights episode completely destroyed that and threw the entire world into a state of chaos again. Can any of my LOST co-conspirators explain to me what the HELL was happening in that episode last night??!!??

4) What happened to you K-Daddy? No calls... no emails...no love for your old Florida pals? Drop me a line cause I know something's going on up there in Picksburgh....

Jeremiah Johnson

Last night I was watching Zach for a few hours while Cheryl was getting some sleep. I decided that I had seen "Waterworld" enough times and the College Basketball on ESPN was pretty boring. Enter "Jeremiah Johnson". Since it was playing in the 10:30-1:00 am time slot, I figured I would broaden my horizons and check it out. Has anyone seen this rather "interesting" movie? Although it wasn't very good, it was like driving past a car wreck....I just couldn't look away.

It was made in 1972 and starred Robert Redford. Old Bob Redford was a guy who moved out west to be a mountain man and the movie was all about his experiences in the Rockies. About 75% of the movie had no dialogue whatsoever...it was Robert Redford wandering the mountains fighting and killing indians. He ended up getting married to an indian woman who spoke no English, so the small amounts of dialogue was all subtitled. It was also interspersed with music that was considered "creepy" at the time but is rather cheesy 35 years later. I guess the best way to describe it was a cross between "Planet of the Apes" and the movie "Lost" starring Tom Hanks. Maybe it would be better under frotification...

Happy Birthday Bear!!

Today is Hannah Bear's birthday. You can't deny it - this pup certainly has one sexy mug :)

Happy Birthday Hannah from all of us at the Margarita Lounge!!

Super Bowl Sunday

Super Bowl Sunday in South Florida and it's looking like a cloudy, rather crappy day. I know the NFL loves to have the Super Bowl in warm weather cities (or domes) due to the chance of nice weather, but today it doesn't look like it's gonna work out. Since we are about 45 minutes from the stadium, things aren't real crazy around here. But then again I live in "god's waiting room" where the average age is about 100. Down in Ft. Lauderdale and Miami I am sure the festivities are already underway and people are gettin' lit up.

As for the game, I am unsure about any bold predictions. If the good Bears team shows up it should be a close game. But if the bad team shows up (the one that the Dolphins crushed 31-13), it's gonna be an Indy ass-kickin. I think Peyton is going to have a good game and get the monkey off his back...I'll take Indy by 10 points.

Guess who doesn't like wine?

This is quite an odd thing to happen around the Margarita Lounge...everyone likes wine here, right? Not quite. It seems as though Zach doesn't. Now, before you go accusing me of going off the deep end and being a terrible parent, relax...we didn't feed Zach any wine directly. Cheryl and I went out to dinner last Saturday Night (see "Mr. White Sweater" entry below). Cheryl had a glass of wine at dinner and Zach was up all night screaming after we got back and she fed him. We weren't sure if it was the food or the wine at the time. Yesterday was Cheryl's birthday, so she had another glass of wine. The exact same thing happened last night....he was up all night crying. Maybe I'll have her try beer or mixed drinks...he's bound to like something, right?

The Cycle of Life

It sure has been an up and down couple of weeks for me emotionally. The wonder of Zach's birth and the ensuing happiness has been amazing and is second to none. Yet with the good comes the bad as two of my best client's wives have died of cancer in the past week. Talk about a roller coaster. Credit to Scottie G for the title...it just seemed to fit...

The Big Game

So, I guess some big football game is being played at Dolphin Stadium this weekend? Has anyone heard about this? Hmm....

Must be Tax Time

I just bought Turbo Tax last weekend...I thought this picture was appropriate. Actually, I have to give credit where credit is due...Cheryl took the picture.

Halo

After two months of sporadic play (interrupted by the holidays and the small life-changing experience of Zach's birth), I finally beat the PC version of Halo this morning! Since Halo 2 doesn't come out on PC until Halo 3 comes out on Xbox 360, I will have to wait until later this year to continue my quest with the Master Chief. Yes, I am a dork...

My Arch-nemesis...Mr. White Sweater

Cheryl and I went out to dinner last night and everything was great. Excellent company, excellent food and excellent conversation are second-to-none in my book. We had some wine, some steak and life was good. There was a small side story, though that I thought everyone would like. This by no means dampered my evening with Cheryl and I don't want anyone to think that is the case. But I did meet my new arch-nemesis last night...and his name is Mr. White Sweater Man. Here is how it went:

We arrive at Fifth Avenue Grill about 8pm to an hour and a half wait. No problem...we head to the bar for some wine. The bar is packed and we are forced to stand in a corner of the bar. Five minutes after we get there, a big group of annoying people show up next to us..one member of the group being a gray-haired gentleman (probably in his 50's) wearing a white sweater. Mr. White Sweater decides he needs to stand about one inch away from me. He bumps me...he elbows me...he again bumps me. Never does an apology come out of his mouth.

So...Cheryl and I decide to move about six feet away from this group so I no longer need to deal with MWS (abbreviations are much easier). Five minutes later, MWS is again behind me bumping and elbowing me. But this time he feels the need to put his arm around every man in his group and tell them how much he loves them. The bumping and elbowing continue.

Finally, two seats open at the bar and we quickly grab the seats. All is good now, right? Nope. MWS is now directly next to me at the bar and I can barely squeeze in next to him. Ten minutes pass and MWS finally leaves his position next to me...I am getting excited now. This excitement lasts about 10 seconds before I feel another big bump in the back...now the group is taking pictures in the bar directly behind me. No longer does just MWS bump me, two or three other people fighting to be in the picture are also bumping into me. I finally speak up and tell them to please stop it. OK...maybe I didn't word it quite that nicely..but that was the jist of it. Shortly thereafter, MWS's group is seated on the opposite side of the restaurant and he is gone. I can finally breathe again!

Cheryl and I are seated shortly after this at 9pm and whose table are we next to? You guessed it...Mr. White Sweater Man's table! He is the devil....

Out on the Town

With Pattymelt on babysitting duty, Cheryl and I are heading out tonight for our first dinner as parents. With the hectic schedules we have been keeping (and the lack of sleep), we are really looking forward to a nice, quiet dinner at Fifth Avenue Grill in Delray. The good news is that my drinking buddy is back from a nine-month hiatus...I'll bet that first glass of Pinot is going to taste REALLY good. Good Day.

All wrapped up

I know that I am slightly biased, but he sure is a good looking dude, isn't he?

Workin' Hard

Notice anything odd with this picture? Yep, that's the little man on the desk.

Chillin' on the Couch

One Week

Well, we have survived the first week being new parents without any major problems. Lots of things happened this week and we are still not getting much sleep, but life is good around the Margarita Lounge. Outside of the Z man, the Dolphins got a new coach this week, oil prices are lower, and Pattymelt is due to arrive tonight for 9 days. It will be nice to have someone else around the house to help out. And since Cheryl is one of four kids, Patty definitely has some useful experience that we will heed.

In Cam We Trust

It looks like the Dolphins finally made their long-awaited decision tonight on jackass Saban's replacement. The big winner is Cam Cameron, who is the offensive coordinator for the San Diego Chargers. While he wouldn't be my first choice(Jim Mora), he was my second, so that's not bad. He is an offensive guy(good because our offense blows), has NFL experience with a good team (unlike jackass) and is young...45 years old. The only negative is that his only head coaching experience was with Indiana and he sucked. But that was quite a long time ago. And it's sure better than picking Mike Shula, Chan Gailey or Dom Capers. I give the decision a 8.5 out of 10.