An Eventful Two Weeks

Wow...what a long two weeks it has been around here. Last week, Cheryl had to go to Toledo/ Erie with Zach to attend a funeral. They got back on Tuesday and I then left for Orlando on Thursday and Friday. Saturday and Sunday were full of running around and entertaining and we have finally had a relaxing day today to chill. Unfortunately, it all starts back up on Friday when the out-of-townners arrive for Zach's baptism on Saturday at 12:30. My apologies for not giving everyone updates, but I am sure you all all understand. I have included two pictures from the Orlando trip for your entertainment.

The Bugs

Don't ever let people tell you that the bugs in central Florida "aren't that bad" this time of year. Here is the front of my truck on the way home from Orlando on Friday afternoon. Talk about nasty.

The Mail Bin

This is a picture of the mail bin I hit on the way to Orlando with Kris on Thursday morning. Nothing wakes you up at 6:45am like a mail bin blowing across the road and under the front of your Explorer. The good news was that there was no damage, just a nasty burnt plastic smell.

Don't be a joiner!

I was just watching a hilarious video on Scottie G's blog that was done recently by Penn and Teller. It really speaks volumes about the way we are as people and how ridiculous the whole "save the planet" thing can be when you look at it in a certain light. His link is under "Scottie G" in my links area. Or if you are just plain lazy, here is the link:

http://scottgreenough.wordpress.com/scott/index.php

Never a Dull Moment

This was the scene out the back door of our office today. What is that big plume of black smoke you ask? Well, it's a car on fire in the parking lot. After everything was extinguished by the Fire Department, we found out it was an Expedition that had an engine fire. The front half of the car was pretty charred. Unfortunately, the guy with the Saturn parked in the next spot also had a mess on his hands. I guess the right side of his car was essentially melted. Talk about a shitty day

Lindsay Lohan Part Deux

I guess the guys over at The Superficial agree with me on the Lindsay Lohan thing. It's funny how similar our posts are about this same subject. Below is the link to the story.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/lindsay_lohan_tops_maxims_hot.php

Lindsay Lohan?

I think the people over at Maxim magazine need to get their heads examined by a professional. Either that or they need to put down the crackpipe and beer goggles. I found out today that Lindsay Lohan was just named #1 on their "Hot 100" list for 2007. Yes...I said LINDSAY LOHAN. I have been laughing my ass off for about six straight hours. Lindsay Lohan isn't even the hottest woman in our local trailerpark, much less the world. My dog and cat are better looking than her. She actually beat out women like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson on this list. I don't know guys, but anyone out there with a subscription better not renew it....

Sunfest Pictures

Here are a few pictures we took yesterday at Sunfest. I went down on Thursday Night and it was really lame. Saturday was fun, but I wasn't there for long and didn't take the camera. Sunday we decided to take Z down for his first Sunfest. As you can see, he obviously drank too much! What follows are a few of the "interesting" people we saw on Sunday. You can click on the pictures to get a larger version (if you dare) Enjoy!

Air Guitar Guy

This dude stood in front of us for about 10 minutes playing the air guitar to "Sweet Home Alabama". Please note the mullett and the mesh shirt from the 80s.

Whoa!

Rule number 352...don't go out of the house wearing something like this. Never....Ever. Unfortunately, I couldn't catch a front view without arising some suspicions, but it wasn't pretty...

Rockin the boat

This is just so wrong on so many levels. This dude should NEVER have taken off his shirt. How sick do you think these two people sitting in front of are getting? This guy was completely shameless and thought he was the man. If you look real carefully on the left side of this picture, you will see the woman from earlier. Maybe she was checkin' him out?

Sock lady

This lady was Cheryl's favorite. You just gotta love the socks. This lady was straight outta the 80s with the big hair and tattoos.

The Grumpy Mechanic

I couldn't resist sharing this picture of an obviously thrilled Todd at 7am this morning. After a night of partying at Sunfest, he had the pleasure of helping me out with a flat tire bright & early today. The picture speaks for itself - I see no need to explain how fun it was :)

It's that time of year again....

Sunfest has finally arrived! After 12 months of waiting, one of my favorite four-day stretches is finally here. Zach will be making his first Sunfest appearance this year and I am sure he is excited. Gone are the days of partying like a rock star until all hours of the morning, but the more I think about it, the more I don't really miss those days. This year will be a little more low-key. I am planning on meeting up with the Senator tomorrow night for a few beverages on the Captain Morgan's barge. While I am taking Friday off, I will be back on Saturday with Cheryl and the wee-man to peruse the art work and partake in some more cold beverages. Sunday is still up in the air, but it's looking like it may indeed be the day of rest, but things can always change. In the immortal words of the Senator from Sunfest 2006, "I am the decider".